March 2012
I wonder if Tim Burton ever wakes up in the night...
HELENA I HAVE A GREAT IDEA. I CAN MAKE THIS FILM ABOUT UNDEAD THINGS AND YOU CAN BE IN IT! I’LL GET JOHNNY ON THE PHONE. WHERE’S DANNY’S NUMBER?
“[TW: Rape] It wasn’t the first time a lawmaker has suggested that women seeking...”
– 9 Lies Republicans Tell About Women’s Bodies
Not only are Republicans rejecting actual science, now they’re making up their own.
(via shorterexcerpts) …wut.
(via ethiopienne)
msry what
(via somethingaboutmara)
Its approximately a bajillion degrees at my desk...
Watchyoulikehowshesings:
“We know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, the anti-war goverment nigg—the uh—…”
WOWOWOWOWOWOW.
RICK YOU”RE THE WORST!!!
“No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via tillthemusicends)
NEWTs stand for Nastily Exhausting Wizarding...
I hate when ron and hermione are fighting
Funny how the lessons in harry potter always...
Registered for classes
LIKE A BOSS
I will never understand why Harry didn't just...
“If a man is only as good as his word,
then I want to marry a man with a...”
– “Untitled,” Mindy Nettifee (via clavicola)
narcotic:
Falling temporarily in love with people on public transportation
“To him she seemed so beautiful, so seductive, so different from ordinary people,...”
– Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Love in the Time of Cholera (via fleurishes)
