I wonder if Tim Burton ever wakes up in the night...
HELENA I HAVE A GREAT IDEA. I CAN MAKE THIS FILM ABOUT UNDEAD THINGS AND YOU CAN BE IN IT! I’LL GET JOHNNY ON THE PHONE. WHERE’S DANNY’S NUMBER?
[TW: Rape] It wasn’t the first time a lawmaker has suggested that women seeking...– 9 Lies Republicans Tell About Women’s Bodies Not only are Republicans rejecting actual science, now they’re making up their own. (via shorterexcerpts) …wut. (via ethiopienne) msry what (via somethingaboutmara)
Its approximately a bajillion degrees at my desk...
youlikehowshesings: “We know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, the anti-war goverment nigg—the uh—…” WOWOWOWOWOWOW. RICK YOU”RE THE WORST!!!
No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.– Kurt Vonnegut (via tillthemusicends)
NEWTs stand for Nastily Exhausting Wizarding...
I hate when ron and hermione are fighting
Funny how the lessons in harry potter always...
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I will never understand why Harry didn't just...
If a man is only as good as his word, then I want to marry a man with a...– “Untitled,” Mindy Nettifee (via clavicola)
narcotic: Falling temporarily in love with people on public transportation
To him she seemed so beautiful, so seductive, so different from ordinary people,...– Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Love in the Time of Cholera (via fleurishes)